Friday, October 28, 2016
JOKE - The Three Things in Life that are certain.
One day, the MADAM opened the BROTHEL door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man who appeared to be in his late forties or early fifties.
'MAY I HELP YOU SIR?' she asked.
'I WOULD LIKE TO SEE VALERIE,' The man replied.
The Madam said; 'SIR, VALERIE IS ONE OF OUR MOST EXPENSIVE LADIES. perhaps you would prefer someone else?'.
'NO, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE VALERIE,' he replied.
Just then, VALERIE appeared and announced to the man that SHE CHARGED $5000 A VISIT. Without hesitation, the man man puled out $5,000, gave it to VALERIE, and they went upstairs... after an hour the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see VALERIE. VALERIE appeared agan and explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was far too expensive, and that there were no discounts.
The price was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money and handed it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left, as before.
Amazingly, the following night the man was there again, but he paid the money and they went upstairs for another session.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN WITH ME THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?' she asked.
The man replied, ' IOWA.'
'REALLY', she said.. 'I have family in Iowa.'
'I KNOW.' the man said. 'YOUR SISTER DIED, and I'm her ATTORNEY.
She asked me to make sure you received your $15,000 INHERITANCE. '
The MORAL of the STORY is that there are THREE THINGS IN LIFE which are CERTAIN.
DEATH, TAXES, and BEING SCREWED BY A LAWYER