Saturday, October 29, 2016

SENIOR JOKE - Walking for better health



Here's a Health Tip for you.

A group of Doctors just released this notice on the Importance of walking for better Health and longevity of life;

Walking can add months to your life.

In other words, this enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a Nursing Home at $6,000 per month.

What do you think Kids????? I mean, you know, inheritance wise???

Don







Friday, October 28, 2016

JOKE - The Three Things in Life that are certain.



One day, the MADAM opened the BROTHEL door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man who appeared to be in his late forties or early fifties.

  'MAY I HELP YOU SIR?' she asked.

  'I WOULD LIKE TO SEE VALERIE,' The man replied.

The Madam said; 'SIR, VALERIE IS ONE OF OUR MOST EXPENSIVE LADIES. perhaps you would prefer someone else?'.

'NO, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE VALERIE,' he replied.