Wednesday, April 30, 2014

FUNNY STORY - The Last Kiss!

The  Last Kiss  

  Back  on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74  when they saw a girl about
to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they  stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a  group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off  the railing, and says,

"Hey  Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to jump  off!!"

While  he didn't want to appear sensitive, George also didn't want to miss this  'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last  kiss?"

So,  with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by  another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then  says,

"Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!   That's a real talent you're  wasting Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why do you want to jump off the bridge?"

"My  parents don't like me dressing up like a  girl."

It is still unclear whether she jumped or was  pushed !!


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