Monday, March 10, 2014

OLD JOKE - Snow in the City



On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Chicago were listening to the radio during breakfast.  They heard the announcer say, 

"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were eating breakfast again, when the radio announcer said, 

"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."

Again, the good wife went out and moved her car.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, 

"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

Aty that very moment, the electric power went out. 

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get
through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, 

"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."


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