Wednesday, April 24, 2013

A Dead End Don Joke - Romantic Seniors wife

A man's wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text one day, in which she said: 

If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking send me a sip. 
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, not being the romantic type, replied, 

“Dear,  I'm on the commode. Please advise."

The Book below provides some good information on decisions a Senior needs to make about their living style:

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

IWas Just Thinkin' - IRS Agents, FBI Agents

Just Chewing on my Cud, Why?

I was Just Thinkin'

With the mistakes of the FBI relative to catching terrorists being blamed on a manpower shortage, I just had an epiphany.

Obama stuck a provision in his omnipotent Obama-Care Bill that allowed for the hiring of over 15,000 new IRS agents to catch Americans who cheat on their taxes.

At the same time, the FBI doesn't have enough agents to track every potential terrorist that enters and leaves our country.

SO...... Let's take the money for at least half of those potential IRS agents and hire more FBI Agents.

This way we get better protection for ALL Americans working against potential terrorist threats, and the IRS can still have 7500 more people to catch those of us who try to claim our dogs as a dependent.

It Looks Good to Me!



Saturday, April 20, 2013

SENIOR JOKE - Ugly Wife, Great Cook


A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."

The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.

The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.

The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I WAS JUST THINKIN' - Why can't my Taxes be used at Home to Help Americans?

Chewing on my Cud! So to speak! - Pic y Don

OK, I am a Baby Boomer! That has to be obvious by my attitude and disappointment with our leadership in Washington.

What continues to amaze me is how our leaders think that it is OK to STEAL benefits from the citizens of this once great country of ours and hand it out like cookies and candy to other nations around the world.

OK, OK, I understand international politics. I understand that we need to, at times, buy goodwill from "strategic partners".

But really? Even old farts like myself know that you cannot buy Love! It is either there or it isn't.

So, I want to know who sets the limits on these giveaways and who selects the recipients.

Me, I am really looking forward to Obama's plan to reduce my SS check annually for the rest of my life. I mean really, how insulting can they get in Washington when they tell you that;

Oh, sure we understand that, as you age, your medical bills will grow. But, we don't care. We want to take your meager health coverage and rape it when you are at your weakest. We need to do this, so we can give Millions, even Billions to major nations that really do not need it. I;m not talking about nations with starving children, but sad to say, I'm talking about relatively robust nations that really do not like us.

But, that's alright Washington, I am Old and I am an idiot, and You are so, so smart, but watch your back, brother, watch your back. Your replacement are out there, and they are looking for us and our vote. Just wait until we connect and put you out of your cushy job.

Monday, April 15, 2013

AMERICAN GULLIBLE an article on how we are allowing the government to waste our Social Security

Wayne Brown profile image


Here is a great and thoughtful article written by fellow Hubber Wayne Brown.
I think every one of us that has concerns about our federal representatives and what they are doing with the budget and debt should read this one.

I recommend it highly.


Saturday, April 13, 2013

SENIOR JOKE - A Doctors Visit

They always ask at the doctor's reception desk why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.  '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.


Friday, April 12, 2013

JOKE - Abbott and Costello do Unemployment

Pic by Don Bobbitt

So how can over 873,000 people come off the unemployment rolls when there were only a little over 114,000 jobs created? 
Below is a transcript of a conversation between two eminent economists discussing this very question! 

  COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in  America . 

  ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%. 

  COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? 

  ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. 

  COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%. 

  ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed. 

  COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work. 

  ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%. 

  COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 14.7% unemployed. 

  ABBOTT: No, that's 7.8%. 

  COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%? 

  ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work. 

  COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed. 

  ABBOTT: No, the White House said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the  unemployed.You  have to look for work to be unemployed. 


  ABBOTT: No, you miss his point. 

  COSTELLO: What point? 

  ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who  look for work.  It wouldn't be fair. 

  COSTELLO: To whom? 

  ABBOTT: The unemployed. 

  COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work. 

  ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if   you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

  COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would count as less

  ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down.

  COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for

  ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down.
  That's how they get it to 7.8%. Otherwise it would be 14.7%. The resident  doesn't want you to read about 14.7% unemployment.

  That would be tough on those Democrats running for reelection.


  Wait, I got a question for you.
  That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number? 

  ABBOTT: Two ways is correct. 

  COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job? 

  ABBOTT: Correct. 

  COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a  job? 

  ABBOTT: Bingo. 

  COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of  the two is to have people stop looking for work. 

  ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an Economist. 

  COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said! 

  ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Congress